Its a sneak attack! Machine Gun Mike was running a routine patrol in front of the wall when a grenade comes out of nowhere. Oh poor Mike, he's been blown to pieces. Send out the battle cry. To Stations! To Stations!
The Tigers rally to their positions. Combat Kid runs to the wall and begins throwing Molotov cocktails, burning out the brush and flushing the enemy. Big Ears calls in the enemy position. Sarge barrels out of the barracks and begins shooting and shouting orders. While the rest of the platoon ready the cannon, The Rock shimmies up the barrel and begins lobbing grenades at the intruders. Ooh, its gonna hurt if he's still there when they fire that cannon.
As the cannon is readied, it turns out Machine Gun Mike is still alright. It was his cousin out front. Man, they're all so ugly its hard to tell who's who. But is Mike really pissed now. He's firing bullets at anything that moves. Look out in front, Mike's loosing it again.
Pretty Boy loads a shell. Those intruders are gonna pay.
The men aim and set trajectory of the cannon. Hey Tex, get off that cannon barrel or you're going to regret it. Almost as much as those intruders.
Its about time Tex got off that cannon, he's got balls but he wouldn't have after that cannon fired. Machine Gun Mike has now made it to the wall. The intruders are taking off as fast as possible and Mike's cutting down a lot of them. And the other guys are taking out their share to. But some are getting away, they're out of range. Well our cannon's got a heck of a range. We'll get them. We'll blow them all to hell. Smack Blam Swoosh off it goes.
Hey Got Em. Every last one is nothing but worm food. Sarge gives the all clear and lights his cigar from his smoking hot pistol. The boys have done the job again. Hmm, looks like Sarge was sleeping in his uniform when the intruders attacked. Well that happens on the front line.
With the battle done, the boys take a well deserved rest at the barracks.
