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BEWARE OF DOG. This product is intended for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental. This offer void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected areas. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, contact your physician. Wholesale only. No user-servicable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Terms and files are Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States or European Countries. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post Office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing.Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Not to be taken internally. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. No animals were harmed during the production of these documents. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your cancelled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer; call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location in code at the top of the carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in well-ventilated area. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax-deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include tax. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children under five. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll-free number before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for indentification purposes only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. For external use only. Please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery. Opening of this package implies acceptance of the enclosed license agreement. Address correction requested. This side towards face. Not for use as sunglasses. Do not operate heavy machinery or step in front of moving freight trains while wearing these goggles. Your mileage may vary. It is the players responsibility to see that all pay lines are lit. No shoes, no shirt, no service. Malfunction voids pays and plays. The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a condom. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Subject to CAB and FCC approval. Not responsible for typographical errors. Text may contain material some readers may find objectionable. Parental guidance is advised. An equal opportunity employer. Program is provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied. No returns unless defective. If ingested, do not induce vomiting. If symptoms persist, consult a doctor. No Cholesterol. Package sold by weight, not volume. Offer valid only at participating sites. Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. Quantities are limited while supplies last. High Fiber. Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle. Call before you dig. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Warranty void if serviced by non-authorized personnel. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. Under penalty of law, this tag not to be removed except by consumer. Contains a head-enhancing device; do not shake vigorously. All rights reserved. Safety goggles may be required during use. Instructions are included. Low in Fat. Do not put the base of this ladder on frozen manure. Articles are ribbed for your pleasure. Keep away from open flames and avoid inhaling fumes. Article is provided "as is" without any warranties. Possible penalties for early withdrawal. No preservatives added. If a rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use. User assumes full liabilities. Not liable for damages due to use or misuse. You need not be present to win. Keep away from sunlight, pets, and small children. Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail. Other copyright laws for specific files apply wherever noted. Use only with proper ventilation. Slightly higher west of the Rockies. Replace with same type only. No money down. Must be 18 to enter. If defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center. Don't even think about parking here. Do not place near flammable or magnetic source. May be hazardous to health if consumed in excessive quantities. Other restrictions may apply. Avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes. Don't try this in your living room; we are trained professionals. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. No substitutions allowed. No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavor added. Action figures sold separately. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Limit one-per-family please. Read at your own risk. Sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is broken. Caveat emptor. Dolphin Safe. For a limited time only. Avoid contact with mucous membranes. 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Decision of judges is final. Close cover before striking. Documents are provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied. Non-fatal if swallowed. Proven effective in laboratory experiments. Protect from light. This software is not designed or intended for use or resale as on-line control equipment in hazardous environments requiring fail-safe performance, such as in the operation of nuclear facilities, aircraft navigation or communication systems, air traffic control, direct life support machines, or weapons systems, in which the failure of the software could lead directly to death, personal injury, or severe physical or environmental damage ("high risk activities"). Contraindicated in individuals who have a hypersensitivity to sulfonamide preparations or to any of the ingredients of the preparation. Do not use if solution is discolored.... Reader assumes full responsibility. Use of this article in a manner not in conformance with labeling may be a violation of Federal, State, or Local Laws, Statutes, or Regulations and may or may not subject the user to maximum enforcement under these laws, statutes, or regulations. Do not use in or near water. Cap is not child resistant. Viewer and/or parental discretion advised. Not to be eaten...for freshness only. Close securely after use. Reader assumes full responsibility. NO OTHER WARRANTY EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED. This notice supersedes all previous notices unless indicated otherwise.


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