The Next Epic Adventure: Survival on the Rapids!
Okay, not really.  The river was pretty slow-moving, but it was still cool.
Listen well, friends, as I tell you the story of my canoe trip on the Cannon River.  It was a day like any other, except for the fact that we got to miss school to go to the river.  From the School of Environmental Studies we took the bus to our first destination: the boathouse.  We went in there to get our life jackets and oars.  After that we got back into the bus to go to the river loading point.
The sun was shining as if a thousand atomic bombs were perpetually exploding in the sky.  We each had two or three people in our canoe.  In our canoe it was me and Maggie.  The groups loaded their canoes into the water.  It wasn't easy, and we were one of the last groups to get in.  Some people were struggling with trying to avoid the mud on the shore.  Finally, everyone got out on the river and it was time to start the trip.  Things started out all right.  I had never been canoeing on a river before, but I had slept through a video about it and I knew the basic physics of motion in water.  I paddle, the boat goes the opposite way, no problem, but if I drag, the boat goes my way, still no problem.
Cannon River started out simple and easy, with no real snags from the thistle of bad luck.  Some people couldn't steer and ran into the shore or sandbars, but they got straightened out.  The only thing that went wrong for me at first was that I lost a plastic bag for the camera, but I took another one and used it.  I saw a lot of nature on the first stretch, as well as some trouble with other canoes, and all the trees were on the shore instead of their remains being in the water.  The weather was warm and sunny, like summer, but the trees had started to show some yellowing.  A few cirrus clouds hung high in the sky.
We continued on into the distance.  Maggie was yelling out orders - "Left!" "Right!" "Switch!"  We met up with Leah and Jim in their canoe, which had launched way before ours.  They got stuck in this area with rocks on the right side of the river, but we were smart and decided to stay to the left.  There is an old saying - "Wise people learn from others' mistakes, average people learn from their own mistakes, and fools never learn."  Wisdom prevailed for us - at least until we got to the first stop.  That's when disaster struck!!! (Ominous music)
Pretty soon we got to our first resting point.  This was a bridge - not the Highway 61 bridge which was our destination, but a bridge in between.  We were just about to get to the shore and take a breather, when we had to steer around a log in the middle of the river.  Little did we know that there was a shallow area next to the sandbar on the right side, which is unfortunately the way we decided to go.  We got beached on top of the rocks, and we couldn't get free!  We had to take our shoes and socks off and walk across the rocks to the shore.  The water was really cold, and I totally freaked out.  Luckily, I had time to get my shoes and socks back on at the bridge.
That little show at the bridge was nothing compared to what was coming up.  We continued through a winding passage after the bridge, narrowly missing the rocks and trees.  The water was faster here, and the canoe was harder to control.  Maggie and I decided to stop for lunch on a patch of land near some other patches of land, including a little beach that nearly everyone else went to.  We ate and collected some shells, and then we went around to another place near there and talked to Mr. Everhart, the science teacher.  Unfortunately, I didn't get to hear him give one of his really interesting science lectures.  After lunch, we got the canoe off the shore and were just about to get back onto the main path when we ran into another one of those blasted sandbars.  We were stuck - AGAIN!  Again we had to pull the canoe, but this time we pulled it way across the river.  Actually, Maggie did most of the pulling, and I kept the canoe from tipping.  I thought we had seen the last of our problems, but the worst was yet to come.
There were a lot more tree parts in the water after the beach stop, and that meant more steering for me to do.  But I hadn't been told about a log jam that blocked the entire width of Cannon River.  It was really a big group of trees that had fallen or had been cut down and deposited in the middle of the river.  There were two paths in that particular area, and both were jammed up.  The shortest path was over a small fallen tree.  Here's how it went:  I stupidly thought I could get the canoe over without getting my feet wet.  Imagine my surprise when I stepped on a log near the shore, only to slip and put my foot smack dab in the water.  Okay, I needed to take my shoes and socks off.  I was successful in throwing my shoes and socks back into the canoe, except for one sock which landed in the river.  I thought, okay, I'll get it later.  I went around, pausing to take a lovely picture of the scene, and we pulled the canoe over the log.  But I was still missing my sock!  I looked all around for it, and I noticed it was way under the log we had gone over.  I reached down and... Got it!  I got back into the canoe and we headed forward.
It was pretty much smooth sail... er, canoeing for the rest of the trip.  There were a lot of logs in the area, and we did our best to avoid them.  By then we had pretty much heard the news of who had tipped their canoe and who had stayed upright the entire time.  Luckily, we managed to keep from tipping, but there were about five groups that weren't so fortunate.  I never actually got to see anybody tip over, so I don't have any pictures of them.
It was getting later in the day, later than the end of the school day.  It seemed like we would never get to the 61 bridge, when suddenly I saw it!  It was the end!  We all stopped on the shore near the bridge and got the equipment ready to take back.  I got a little rest on the bus trip back, but not much.  My arms were sore for days after the trip, but it was worth it!
The End