February 2002
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All right, people. Here
it is. It's the February update, and it's not going to be pretty.
But if you can read all the way through this and survive, then you'll be
perfectly normal because the stuff on this page is just words, and words
can't kill anyone except Destructo the Giant Robot. See, I'm making
entries refer back to earlier ones, just like my Japanese kanji quizzes
often had old kanji thrown in to test how well we remembered them as well
as the new ones. So stay tuned for my Azenera updates, pointless
ramblings, and political opinions that aren't serious at all but rather
are motivated by spite and the occasional urge to appear edgy and shocking.
I said Azenera level 3 was done
and yeah, I guess it was, but I was right about there being bugs in it.
I'm fixing it up right now as I start level 4. Most of the ambient
sounds and effects were missing, the thunder goblins had ice spells instead
of thunder spells, the North Star had terrible range, and the problems
go on and on. I've fixed most of the problems, and I'm also adding
something new to level 1. You see, throughout the game, I want there
to always be a weapon you can get that's indestructible and can drain health
from enemies. I was originally going to have one of these weapons
appear on level 4, and I still am, but I've included a weaker version of
the weapon on level 1. It's called the Hunter's Knife, and it does
5 points of damage and gives you 2 health points when you hit an enemy.
The Healer's Blade on level 4 will do 5 damage as well, but it'll give
you 5 health points, so it'll be worth the challenge you face to get it.
I guess this didn't really turn
out to be a big huge update after all. It's more like a Fun Size
update, but without the fun and a bit smaller. Oh well... smaller
entries are more efficient and better for the environment anyway.